Crockwatch part 1: Bruise News

My first contribution to the season's injury list is this little beauty, courtesy of a mis-fielded on drive in the game against the Welly. I'm not convinced the picture really does it justice, in certain lights it looks just like Jupiter's red spot, only hairier.

Unlucky Al Cocker popped up on the crockwatch radar this week with a cameo appearance at the Retreat. He is currently nursing a shoulder injury which prevents him throwing the ball straight up in the air. Luckily, he managed almost half an hour in the presence of cricket balls without any of them hitting him on the head. He was last seen heading off in the direction of Heslington Road, presumably to get run over by a bus.